Thinking you can kill a bear with a hand gun

January 23, 2009

bearGuy goes into a gun store. He tells the salesman he’s going moose hunting in Alaska. He needs to know what kind of handgun he should carry in case he runs into a bear.

The salesman says, “Carry any handgun you want. But if you’re going to shoot a bear with it, be sure to grind off the front sight.”

The customer looks perplexed. “Why should I grind off the front sight?”

“That way it won’t hurt so bad when the bear takes it away and shoves it up your $@#.”

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