The Most Expensive Home in Florida is Coming Soon!
October 31, 2011

VERSAILLES IS THE LARGEST MODERN DAY PALACE UNDER CONSTRUCTION IN AMERICA. 90,000SF UNDER ONE ROOF, SITUATED ON 10+ ACRE PENISULA WITH 1250FT OF PRISTINE SHORELINE ON LAKE BUTLER OF THE FAMED BUTLER CHAIN OF LAKES. 13 BE, 21.2 BA, 20 CAR GARAGE & 3 POOLS. SELLER WILL FINISH TO AGREED BUYER SPECIFICATIONS FOR $100M. $75M AS IS INCLUDES ALL EXTERIOR STONE AS SEEN IN CRATES. VISION BASED ON THE ROYAL RESIDENCE OF LOUIS XIV OF 17TH CENTURY AS SHOWN IN MLS RENDERINGS. THE 200X200 BUILDING IS 3 STORIES AND 67 FT TALL. UNPARALLELED FEATURES INCLUDE 60X120 GRAND BALL ROOM, TWO SWEEPING STAIRCASES 30FTX8FT STAINED GLASS DOME TOOK 3 YEARS TO CRAFT, 2 STORY WINE CELLAR, STATELY DINING ROOM SEATS 50, 10,000SF FITNESS & SPA WITH INDOOR BATH POOL, ARCADE ROOM WITH TWO LANE BOWLING ALLEY, MAIN CHEFS KITCHEN WITH 10 SATELLITE KITCHENS THRU-OUT, 4 FIREPLACES, 1/2 AC MAIN DECK WITH INFINITY POOL FLOWS OVER TO LOWER LAP POOL AND 3 PRIVATE GROTTO SPAS. EVERY FULL BATH READY FOR FULL SIZE JACUZZI TUB. 160 TRIPLE PANED WINDOWS AND BRAZILLIAN MAHOGANY FRENCH DOORS COST $4M ALONE. TRULY THE BILTMORE OF FLORIDA WHEN COMPLETED.
6121 KIRKSTONE LN, WINDERMERE, FL 34786
RESERVE AT LAKE BUTLER SOUND
$75,000,000
Halloween is going to suck this year!
October 30, 2011

This must be a new real estate designation
October 29, 2011

The joys of waterfront living!
October 28, 2011

Is she here or there?
October 27, 2011

I’m sure on some planet this is a profound statement.
The Donald thinks buying real estate makes sense
October 26, 2011
“It’s tangible, it’s solid, it’s beautiful. It’s artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate.” — Donald Trump

Buying a Home Using Project Management
October 25, 2011
Purchasing a home is a big event that requires a lot of planning, patience and consideration. From start to finish, you’re faced with several steps that require care and leadership to get you to closing day and signing on the dotted lines. Experience gained as a project manager (PM) will help you prepare for such a big event. There are a lot of parallels in buying a home which you can draw from that closely relate to project management.
I’m not sure why this guy makes me nervous
October 24, 2011

Remember, mirrors reflect.
October 23, 2011

Times like this I’m glad I live in Florida
October 22, 2011

Imagine trying to get in and out of that garage.
An example of where a home stager might help get a home sold
October 21, 2011

Bank of America offers up to $20,000 to entice short sales
October 20, 2011
By Mark Puente, Times Staff Writer
In Print: Saturday, October 8, 2011
Bank of America is offering up to $20,000 to select Florida homeowners willing to agree to a short sale instead of entering foreclosure.
To sweeten the deal further, the nation’s largest lender will consider waiving the deficiency on the loan, which allows homeowners to sell the house for less then they owe without having to make up the difference to the bank. It can save homeowners thousands of dollars.
Not every Bank of America customer in Florida will be eligible for the program, which pays a minimum cash incentive of $5,000. It’s targeted toward homeowners who cannot afford their mortgages.
To quality, the short sales must be submitted for bank approval by Nov. 30 and must close by Aug. 31. Sales already under contract are not eligible; neither are properties outside of Florida.
Someone was kicked out of Home Staging School
October 19, 2011

Biggest “what” is the question.
October 18, 2011

Ellen Found the Funniest Real Estate Listings!
October 17, 2011
Extra wallpaper? No problem.
October 16, 2011

I suppose he ought to have some fun with his name
October 15, 2011
If this is really this guys name then his parents have a really sick sense of humor. They basically reduced his entire life to a dirty joke. Of course it makes for a great ice breaker when meeting women. “Hi, I’m…” I can’t even say it. Not on my own real estate Blog. But I will show you it!

A house with its own swingers bar
October 14, 2011

Well at least the guy is honest
October 13, 2011

Homeless Raccoon Shares His Story
October 12, 2011

Unusual Homes
October 11, 2011
Hilarious video endorsing Realtor
October 10, 2011
The useless real estate agent
October 9, 2011
Two driveways are better than one?
October 8, 2011

Back yard paradise by Florida-Falls.com
October 7, 2011
Andrew Carnegie on the value of investing in real estate
October 6, 2011
“Ninety percent of all millionaires become so through owning real estate.” — Andrew Carnegie

Does this scare you too?
October 5, 2011
Someone thought putting this scary doll in every photo would somehow enhance the appeal of the home.

Can I notarize documents for the blind?
October 4, 2011
On several occasions I’ve been asked to notarize documents for either blind or visually impaired people. Since a blind person cannot read the document and therefore understand the content of the document it is not legal for a Notary Public to notarize the document unless the Notary Public reads the entire document to the blind person. However, to avoid the unauthorized practice of law, a Notary Public must not attempt to explain the document (FS 117.05[14][a]}.
Slightly embellished
October 3, 2011
Funny Vancouver Real Estate Ad
October 2, 2011





